SPIDER CABIN REPRESENT

[wisterin]

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week 0, sunday

[wisterin]

[ HELLO, SPIDER CABIN. WHAT'S UP.

Presumably, they will all be there at the same time today. When is that? Who knows? Do we care? No.

Shinobu smiles at all of them. ]

We should sort out how we'd like to handle our living situations since we don't know how long we'll be here.

[snyaiper]

[Looks at Shinobu for a long moment before wordlessly going to grab his box of things and put them on one of the top bunks because he's not negotiating this with you people.]

[slobjection]

[ just glances @ ogata.... ]

If you don't mind, this old man will take one of the bottom bunks. Climbing's hard on my back, you know.

[extracrispy]

[......... SIDE EYEING THE HECK OUT OF OGATA, TOO.

And then glances at Shinobu.]

Looks like these two already made up their mind. [One more politely than the other, but.] You got any preferences? I'll take whatever's left.

[wisterin]

[ Her glance breezes over Ogata like he isn't there anymore. She's freezing him out and only addresses the other two. ]

If you'd like, I could try to see if there isn't anything for any muscle pain here, and if you both don't mind, I'll take that one.

[ She gestures to the bottom bunk that's not under Ogata. ]

[snyaiper]

[This is the atmosphere he's used to operating in, this is fine. And without turning around to look at any of them;]

I wouldn't take anything she gives you, what with her record of poisoning people.

[wisterin]

[ Did someone say something? Shinobu doesn't think so.

She doesn't react to Ogata. ]

[slobjection]

My old man back would thank you.

[ guess he's stuck under ogata then.... gross. ]

[extracrispy]

[Glancing at Ogata again like, uh. Dude, the fuck?]

Sure, guess that means we're bunk buddies. We'll be braiding each other's hair and gossiping about boys in no time.

[But also, hm. Stage whispering:]

Is Mr. Sunshine always like this?

[wisterin]

I'll help you feel your age in no time, Wright-san.

[ Thirty-three isn't quite old man age even if it is a little up there.

But yeah, time to gossip about boys in no time. She leans as if to whisper but says at a normal volume: ]

Yes, his words are a waste of oxygen.

[ She beams. ]

[snyaiper]

[Looking at Jason, also acting like he can't see or hear Shinobu.]

It's Ogata. And I don't know what you mean by "like this." It's just the truth.
[Poisoning is just a thing she does. He has no say in the matter.]

[slobjection]

Very kind of you, Ms. Shinobu.

[ phoenix settles on the bottom bunk. he doesn't mind taking him so the kids don't have to deal. ]

Mr. Ogata, is it? I hope you don't snore.

[extracrispy]

[... Cool. Cool. Guess Phoenix and Jason are now in the middle of... whatever this pettiness is. Nice. Blandly:]

Like a bag of dicks, dude.

[Wouldn't kill you to say hello before claiming a bunk, bruh.

But since the other top bunk is his, he will shimmy over to toss his box on top of the mattress. There we go.]

[wisterin]

[ me, forgetful, puts it here for posterity:

Shinobu's nose is broken. It's not something she can hide. ]

For the record and for clarity, my parents were pharmacists. If you have further questions about what he said, I'll answer them.

[ She can be mature, if she tries. She sets her own box on her new bunk bed. ]