[ She knows he was completely serious. That's what made it more funny for Shionbu. His frank and brutal honesty came through like a fresh breeze and cleared some of her frustrations. She's never felt not justified about her feelings, but to know someone else shares them... It's nice. ]
Please try to keep your killing of Wei Wuxian to a minimum even if he deserves it. Can you do that?
[Somewhere in this AU land, Lan Xichen is just glad his brother has friends, even if they enable him like this.
And oh look, there go his ears... turning red, because he can't blush like a normal human being.]
I will... endeavor to exercise better self-restraint. [Which means he'll try, but he can't make any promises, because neither he nor Wei Wuxian know how to flirt normally.]
[It's true. Sometimes these things just need to be said.]
Mm. [He's not going to argue with something factually true. He hesitates, then; it's only because it's Shinobu that he admits--] He-- challenges me.
[In good ways, with his brilliant and unorthodox mind, with his fighting, as living proof that the workings of the world are not set in black and white stone, as he'd once believed. But also in... other ways, that he wouldn't know how to talk about even if he wanted to try.
...and also just in typical ways because Wei Wuxian is truly Too Much and never knows when to stop.]
[ Although she has a feeling he won't. He won't try because he won't want to. His feelings are as clear as day even if he's terrible at expressing them. Shinobu thinks they're both stupid about it and could do with not subjecting everyone around them with that stupidity, but she doesn't care enough to push them in the right direction.
Knowing them, they'd take the momentum of the push and do a 180, and she'll want to murder them both. ]
[She is absolutely right!! At least he isn't even going to pretend. He's still doing his best to be honest, especially with the few people he truly enjoys talking to.]
I still believe he is capable of learning self-control. [TRULY... THIS OPTIMISM...] Perhaps he will learn from your example.
[Since they're fellow dorm heads now, and everything.]
[SHINOBU NO... Lan Wangji presses his lips together, but he can't hide the flash of amusement in his eyes. It's as good as laughing outright, when it comes to him.]
Even Elizabeth was reformed eventually. [Was she though]
[Listen it's either stab Wei Wuxian repeatedly or respond to the shameless flirting, and if he could do that then they'd be PDA-ing all over the place and no one deserves that.
Her words bring a thoughtful look to his eyes, and when he speaks again, it's with mild hesitance.]
...I find it difficult to say with certainty. [Something that's unusual for him--he's normal a very straightforward, adamant person. His indecision isn't something he'd share with just anyone, but she's a good person. He can trust her with this, even if he doesn't know how to explain himself properly.] But... no, I suppose not.
[HE CANNOT. He has no flight instinct it's just Fight Or Fuck when it comes to Wei Wuxian. Terrible.
At least when he nods, he looks serious and earnest.]
Mm. [HE'LL GENUINELY DO HIS BEST which is more than can be said for OG Lan Wangji, who is utterly unrepentant about being the worst gremlin enabler ever. This Lan Wangji is probably well on his way down that path already, but he doesn't know it yet.]
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Please try to keep your killing of Wei Wuxian to a minimum even if he deserves it. Can you do that?
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And oh look, there go his ears... turning red, because he can't blush like a normal human being.]
I will... endeavor to exercise better self-restraint. [Which means he'll try, but he can't make any promises, because neither he nor Wei Wuxian know how to flirt normally.]
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She's too observant not to see his ears go red, and she only smiles in response. ]
I believe your actions will better speak to your attempts. Some moderation is healthy.
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I am aware. [HE KNOWS... god does he know. If only he wasn't so easily riled up by Wei Wuxian specifically.] I will try not to hinder his duties.
[smashcut to this saturday]
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(From a girl who can be pretty petty.) ]
I know your intentions are generally good, at the heart. You have more restraint than he does in any case.
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Mm. [He's not going to argue with something factually true. He hesitates, then; it's only because it's Shinobu that he admits--] He-- challenges me.
[In good ways, with his brilliant and unorthodox mind, with his fighting, as living proof that the workings of the world are not set in black and white stone, as he'd once believed. But also in... other ways, that he wouldn't know how to talk about even if he wanted to try.
...and also just in typical ways because Wei Wuxian is truly Too Much and never knows when to stop.]
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[ Although she has a feeling he won't. He won't try because he won't want to. His feelings are as clear as day even if he's terrible at expressing them. Shinobu thinks they're both stupid about it and could do with not subjecting everyone around them with that stupidity, but she doesn't care enough to push them in the right direction.
Knowing them, they'd take the momentum of the push and do a 180, and she'll want to murder them both. ]
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I still believe he is capable of learning self-control. [TRULY... THIS OPTIMISM...] Perhaps he will learn from your example.
[Since they're fellow dorm heads now, and everything.]
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[ That's how much she believes that will happen.
No optimism here. ]
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Even Elizabeth was reformed eventually. [Was she though]
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[ So that's a point against that argument even if Elizabeth wasn't too unlike Wei Wuxian once upon a time.
Also, how reformed is she? ]
And I don't think he has any intentions of following Elizabeth's path.
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Most likely not.
[He's not sure he minds. But it isn't like he doesn't get where she's coming from, either.]
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You wouldn't care to change that part of him.
[ For as much as he tries to stab Wei Wuxian, she can tell.
But is there anyone who can't? ]
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Her words bring a thoughtful look to his eyes, and when he speaks again, it's with mild hesitance.]
...I find it difficult to say with certainty. [Something that's unusual for him--he's normal a very straightforward, adamant person. His indecision isn't something he'd share with just anyone, but she's a good person. He can trust her with this, even if he doesn't know how to explain himself properly.] But... no, I suppose not.
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She has a guess that he's having trouble sorting through his feelings and how to express them. If he didn't, wouldn't he be certain?
She shakes her head. She won't help him figure it out, but she will hint towards where she thinks it will go. ]
Please try not to enable him too much in the future.
[ She is keeping her expectations low, however. ]
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At least when he nods, he looks serious and earnest.]
Mm. [HE'LL GENUINELY DO HIS BEST which is more than can be said for OG Lan Wangji, who is utterly unrepentant about being the worst gremlin enabler ever. This Lan Wangji is probably well on his way down that path already, but he doesn't know it yet.]
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Thank you. That said, I should check for what I need to do for new responsibilities.
[ And see what kind of dynamic she'll have with a flighty pomegranate and a sour grape. ]
If you'll excuse me.