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[ she raises their hands like that is exactly how it works. ]

A perfect plot. Are you listening to this, Mr. Host? Whatever audience there is? We wrote a perfectly entertaining ending.

[ he huffs something very close to a laugh ]

Bet he stopped listening to us. Doesn't want to be outdone with a two minute pitch after he spent however long coming up with this garbage.

What a sore loser. Terrible. Should be thrown out with that garbage.

Think we could convince our audience to fire him? He's clearly not up to the task.

[ she laughs softly. ]

Would you give a riveting speech to appeal to our audience?

[ she would honestly love to see it. ]

Not unless you want us to get booed off the stage right away. I don't do speeches.

Not even for this cause?

Speeches for any cause, I'm leaving to other people.

[ boooo ]

How many people have told you you're no fun?

I'll only be satisfied when that number reaches the thousands.

[ hmm....

she squeezes his hand gently. ]

Would you like to continue to be no fun and lean down for me?

[ ?

he does actually lean down. i love that they're just holding hands forever, btw ]

... What?

[ yea she isn't letting him go first.

she smiles like he's made a foolish decision before she kisses his cheek. ]

[ SKDJGDSGSGDMD

he doesn't even say anything, just stands back up with a disgruntled noise, looking all >:T pouty like she has betrayed his trust ]

[ she laughs in his face, no remorse. ]

It's your punishment.

What the hell.

[ GRUMBLING LOUDLY ]

[ he can let go of her hand any time. ]

Because you weren't any fun.

[ he will!! and he does!! ]

How's that more fun?

Your face.

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